The Good Fart Day - Celebrating a Healthy Colon - May 14th

I hereby proclaim that May 14th, shall hence forth be known as

The Good Fart Day

A day that celebrates a healthy Colon and guilt free farting.

Here is a verse that says it all

The Theory of Farts

டர்ரும் புர்ரும் நிர்பயஹ,

(darrum burrum nir bayaha)

(loud farts are not to be feared)

குய்யும் முய்யும் மத்ய மஹ, 

(kuyyum muyyum madhya maha)

(medium sounding farts can be tolerated)

நிசப்தம் பிராண சந்கட்டி. 

(nisaptham praana sankatti)

(The quiet ones are life threatening)

This started of as my contribution to the ridiculous list of days celebrating all sort of non-sense.

Did you know there is World Cleavage Day. Really!?

How about World Naked Gardening Day.

But then I realized, If you have a breast cancer day, 

why not have a colon cancer awareness day.

But what a boring name.

So I decided to call it the 

"Good Fart Day"

So how about we celebrate our fine asses, by drinking to it, reminiscing on all the ass jokes that we can think of, may be giving your digestive system a break, giving it a good enema, and making sure we give it the respect that it deserves.

An lets always remember, the ass hole is always in charge

"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because Im responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss

The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work.... The ass hole is usually in charge

Lets keep him happy.

And so...... 

"Happy Good Fart Day"